Once Sapan A Time | Mumbai

“Hilarious. Outstanding. Profound.”

This is just some of the praise Sapan is hoping you shower him with after watching his latest standup comedy show Once Sapan A Time.

What’s the show about, you ask?
Well, Once Sapan A Time sounds pretty narcissistic and has a pun in it, and nothing else describes the show (and his life) better than the combination of those two.

What’s in it for you, you ask?
There’s better jokes, sharper observations and greater storytelling in this hour-long set. He’ll also wear a pair of cool sneakers if you’re into that shit.

What’s in it for him, you ask?
Your validation and dough, both of which will make him content temporarily until he starts whining about the meaning of life again. Ugh.

Look, man, if you’ve had to read till here to make up your mind, you’re a bit messed up as a person. I mean I’m no one to judge, I’m just the description box. You do you, boo!

All I’m saying is that stop reading this in a black person’s voice and secondly, just go watch the damn show! This is Sapan’s second standup special, he’s touring after three years and you’ll put a smile on a comedian’s face by being in the audience. Who knows, it might even be hilarious, outstanding, profound.